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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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You see a dozen red wizards observing your current state.

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We have further questions for you.

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Nailmitch, do you know that someone has entered Flintstream?

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That is very troublesome.

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Tharchian Iseldra EF will account for the red wizards and has agreed to aid the factions of the Sword Coast.

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Nail returned to Waterdeep and you appear back in the teleportation chamber in Waterdeep.

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With Leosin and Lady Laeral Silverhand entering the room.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More.

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I said that very slowly and eloquently today. Normally I speed through it.

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I felt like you were at like, yeah, you were slow.

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You were at like three, three-quarters speed.

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Well, I hear some people like to play podcasts at slow speed, so I'm just helping them out.

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Also with me today is Amy More.

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I am here today. I'm at full speed, full speed ahead, and I play Thea Amastasia.

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And Carla Johnson.

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I have only heard of people playing podcasts at faster speeds, never at slower speeds, so I don't know what you're talking about.

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I'm going to be at like regular speed though, playing New Laura Moonbrook.

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Sometimes I like to play them slow just to hear the people, how they'd sound if they were really drunk.

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A little slurry.

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And last but not least, Tom Laird.

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Yep, that's me. I know you can't hear this, but I shaved my beard off and it was weird.

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Actually, you know what? I can kind of hear it.

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Oh, you can?

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People can probably hear it. Normally there's like a slight rustling.

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Okay, yeah. Oh, and I play Flynn Firebeard.

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That's all the woodland creatures that have made a home in there. That's what that is.

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Tom usually has a big beard, and now this is the first time any of us have seen him with no beard, and it's pretty crazy.

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He looks great.

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He's pretty much a 13-year-old boy.

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He looks like a little tiny baby. His skin is flawless. It's crazy.

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I know.

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Thank you.

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You never know what's under that beard, too.

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You really have no idea until you hack it all off.

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Some of that hair must have been like months and months old.

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Because I assume you trim it, so I was going to say years old, but it'd have to be like down to your knee.

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The stuff around my chin was pretty long, so it had been a while.

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I feel for continuity. This episode comes out on December 12th. You're going to have to shave it again on December 12th.

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Yeah, that's not going to happen.

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Yeah, fair enough. Just post the picture on December 12th, and then we'll be good.

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Was there a reason why you did it?

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No, I guess the reason was it had been so long since I'd done it that I could not actually remember the last time that I'd done it.

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So you couldn't even remember what your own face looked like without a beard?

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I had no idea.

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You needed to know underneath it all. So is this the real you, or is Tom with the beard the real you?

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Don't farmers burn their crops every now and then to make sure they come back stronger in the future?

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You didn't burn it off, did you?

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No, I don't think so.

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Is that not how you shave nowadays?

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Did you burn off all your hair? I'm confused.

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It smelled terrible.

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Also, I don't think farmers just burn all their crops. I think that's counterproductive.

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Well, I didn't say all their crops.

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I think some education needs to happen here.

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You spot burn.

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We're not farmers, despite you guys living in Alberta and Amy working on a ranch.

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Welcome to our podcast.

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We don't know about farm things.

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Actually, I know a lot about chickens.

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We do know kind of a lot about farming things.

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And goats. Had a pretty big vegetable garden.

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A lot of my family had farms growing up.

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I have milked cows.

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My dad would be super sad about my lack of knowledge about farms.

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I got knocked off a donkey when I was a kid.

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Scarred him for life.

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Yeah, I don't ride things now. Just in general. It's a rule.

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You know where you can see a picture of Tom without a beard is over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast for all your shaving needs.

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Who knows what else?

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It's going to be a picture of my leg and I'll be like, Amy finally shaved her leg.

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And it'll just be a picture of my leg.

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What I'll do is I'll just post that one to public so that if you just go to the site,

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For free. That's free.

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No charge.

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First beard free face is free. The rest.

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You gotta pay for the rest.

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You gotta pay for my not hairy leg.

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Something else you get on Patreon when you're a patron is an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's episode dedication.

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Who is for, which is, who, who, which.

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Who is for which has.

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Fate of Isen podcast.

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Is it time to read another review?

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Because we got another review that came in the other day and I think we should read it.

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Let's do it now.

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So we got a lovely review from 1987 Chucky from New ZeAlydind.

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Great year.

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Right?

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Russ and the players are just an absolute joy to listen to.

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The funny intros to each episode and the bloopers at the end are a great way to bookend

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the fantastic role playing in the middle.

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It's definitely in my favorites.

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That's so nice.

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I feel like I'm a little bit like.

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Verklept.

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Verklept.

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You get a little misty.

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It's just I can't believe.

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Is there something in your eye?

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You know.

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Like us.

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Take the time to write that they like us.

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Blows my mind.

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I think we need more confidence.

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I think we need to go to a confidence workshop.

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I don't know.

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We're always like, oh, God, we're such a pile of hot, like on fire garbage.

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I think we're a delight.

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I love spending time with you.

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You're some of my favorite people in the whole world.

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I just can't believe that that like moves beyond us to strangers.

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I think Carla's totally right, because I mean, the amount of times that I've written

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an iTunes review of something I can probably count on one hand.

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So whenever people do actually do it, it's like mind blowing to me.

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Well, and it feels so good.

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Like, let's call to action right now for our listeners here.

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Like, go out and it could be for us.

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It could be just for something else you listen to.

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It could, you know, whatever.

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But go out and leave a review for something you love, because guaranteed

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you are going to make that person's day.

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Or those people's day.

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I like that idea.

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Unless it's a bad review.

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Don't.

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Well, yeah, I mean, don't know.

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I said, find something you love.

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I mean, you can like, you know, ironically leave a bad review.

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Oh, God, please.

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Nobody be ironic.

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Just be earnest, please.

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The world needs more earnest.

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And I mean, like earnest, scared, stupid.

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Find someone you like on Twitter and just tweet them that like, hey, I really like

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It doesn't have to be any more than that.

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Oh, that's nice.

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There's some positivity that makes me happy.

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And then, oh, and then tell us you did it and hashtag spread the good feels.

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You probably want to check and see if that's an actual.

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I probably should.

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You can always fix it.

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Otherwise, there's going to be a whole lot of hashtags.

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Closely associated with the Proud Boys.

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That is an unexpected turn.

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I mean, I don't know how they made that a hashtag about them.

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Go to Twitter.

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Twitter.

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I go to Twitter.

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You don't go to Twitter enough on your computer.

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Who goes to Twitter on a computer?

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Oh, Russell.

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And then I can.

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You search Twitter.

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Hashtag.

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And then you search hashtag spread the good feels or whatever you said.

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Welcome to our IT Twitter related podcast.

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No results.

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It's ours now.

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Spread the good feels.

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Go spread the good feels, you guys.

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Spread them around.

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And then what did we do once we see that they've spread the good feels?

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I don't know.

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We revel in the fact that just a little piece of our podcast has spread some joy out into

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the world that's gone beyond listening to the podcast.

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No, that's fine.

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No, the joy thing was totally fine, too.

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Amy's thing stands.

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You don't get stickers.

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You could have got stickers, but Amy didn't make that decision.

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So spread the good feels.

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Not starting now, obviously.

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OK, let's play D&D.

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You've arrived back in Waterdeep and you're in the same teleportation chamber you left

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with Nigh Ilmich.

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The illuminated runes are beginning to fade, as is the haze filling your vision.

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Is it purple haze?

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After only a few moments, Leosin and Lady Laryl Silverhand enter the room, nervous at

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first and then relieved to see the five of you there.

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Lady Silverhand speaks before you have the chance and she says,

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I'm pleased to see your swift return and seeing Nigh Ilmich here with you tells

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The council is gathering to discuss your final quests and to determine our final

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count and plan for attack on the Well of the Dragons.

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She turns and begins walking out down the halls towards the council chamber.

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Leosin waves his hand for you to follow, and if you do, he closes the door behind

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you, sealing the teleportation chamber as you exit.

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I guess we live in the teleportation chamber now.

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He just closes the chamber and walks away and that's it.

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Slowly suffocate, who knows if Tiamat rises.

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We'll take you off the list, it's fine.

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There is a bleak feel in the halls of Castle Waterdeep.

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It's an overcast day and the sound of heavy rain echoes through the long,

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The air feels thick.

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You pass by several windows and the city sounds eerily calm.

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And from what you can see through brief glimpses, the people piled into

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Waterdeep have taken refuge under awnings and squeezed into any building

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You see perched atop the high walls that surround Waterdeep,

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The Council of the Metallic Dragons.

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You finish your long walk towards the council chambers and Lady Leral has

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Leosin skips ahead of you and announces to the chamber,

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Ladies and gentlemen, Nulara Moonbrook, Flint Firebeard,

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Thea Amastasia, and Nye Ilmich have returned from Thay to discuss plans

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of our final move on the Cult of the Dragon, at the Well of the Dragons.

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I wave around like...wanted to bust in there,

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Anthar Frum gives a hearty wave back.

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I also waved at the Metallic Dragons.

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They are sitting outside the city.

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I actually wanted to interrupt you, but I didn't.

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As I passed, I waved.

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Vigorously, embarrassingly vigorous.

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I know them.

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I know them.

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Guys, it's Thea.

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You threatened us that one time at that super awkward meeting.

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But I think you're really cool.

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You're number one fan.

255
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Leosin ushers you to four open seats.

256
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I skip ahead as Leosin does.

257
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Does Donnie need a seat, or does Donnie just kind of hang out?

258
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000
I think he just hangs out.

259
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
I never know what happens with them.

260
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Does he push your chair in for you?

261
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
No, that's nice.

262
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
I imagine him to be really sweet.

263
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000
I like that.

264
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
I think he's, because he's bigger now,

265
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it's still pretty new that he is bigger,

266
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so I think he is kind of doing things like that

267
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that he couldn't do when he was just a little guy.

268
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He's a little clumsy, too.

269
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He turns around and his tail knocks over a chair,

270
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and then he's like, oh, god, no.

271
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And he goes to get it, and he knocks his side table over,

272
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and he's like, oh, god.

273
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It's a real comedy.

274
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I'm a little dragon in a big dragon's body.

275
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That's what I imagine.

276
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Anyway, I take a seat.

277
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I think we all do.

278
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As everybody sits down, Leosin speaks up again.

279
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He said, word has come that hundreds of chromatic dragons

280
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have gathered, and as discussed,

281
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today's session will decide who among us

282
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will pledge their resources

283
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in stopping the Cult of the Dragons' plans

284
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to bring Tiamat back to this world.

285
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Lady Silverhand stops him and says,

286
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before we get to that,

287
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our stalwart heroes have returned from their quest

288
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and have much to discuss.

289
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What can you tell us of your travels to Xanthal's tower

290
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and the hopes of bringing back the blue dragon mask?

291
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000
Oh, Leosin didn't update you guys on that

292
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because we told them.

293
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000
I mean, I kind of mentioned,

294
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000
but they didn't really understand

295
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000
what I was telling them.

296
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000
It was a big trap.

297
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Um, didn't go well.

298
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We didn't get the mask.

299
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000
Yeah, bottom line, no mask.

300
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,000
Yeah, it was a fake mask.

301
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
So that was great.

302
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000
Learned a lot, though.

303
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Lots of personal growth happened in that maze.

304
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000
We personally grew to despise mazes.

305
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Yep.

306
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000
I lost my owl for a while.

307
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000
I was pretty scary, but we found her.

308
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
Oh, we got these, too.

309
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
And I reach into my bag

310
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and I pull out one of the giant diamonds.

311
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These could be helpful.

312
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000
They're teleportation diamonds.

313
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There's a...

314
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Okay.

315
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Okay.

316
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:30,000
So in Xanthal's tower, there's these giant...

317
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God damn it.

318
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Come on, you know the word.

319
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There you go.

320
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God.

321
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Every time.

322
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I know.

323
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I love it.

324
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Like a curvy thing.

325
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:47,000
You know, like a sexy watch, like a sexy fashion watch.

326
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Sexy, upright watch.

327
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:53,000
You know, a watch with a real nice waist and hip situation.

328
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Got that silhouette.

329
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:01,000
You know, one of those silhouette watches.

330
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:06,000
So anyway, in the tower, we teleported all over the place

331
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with this weird little elevator situation thing.

332
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And we found these really big hourglasses.

333
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Good for me.

334
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:24,000
And when you turn them, they supposedly control time and space

335
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,000
and all sorts of things like that that Xanthal was interested in.

336
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:33,000
However, it was really, really old and unused, but we busted them open.

337
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And it turns out when you throw one of these or toss it or catch, I suppose,

338
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one of these diamonds, the catcher transports to where the thrower is.

339
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:53,000
No, the person who catches it has nothing to do with throwing and catching.

340
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:57,000
It's just you throw it up and where you're looking, you go.

341
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Okay.

342
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I say that.

343
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
Or where you think you want to go, you go.

344
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Well, I know.

345
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
But I threw it at one point or someone threw it.

346
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000
And then they transport it.

347
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,000
I'm just saying it's showing a much better use of it, too.

348
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000
If someone's in a pickle, you throw them up.

349
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Sure.

350
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Well, don't throw them a pickle.

351
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000
That's not going to help their situation.

352
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000
That'd be weird.

353
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
You look like you're hungry.

354
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
So do you understand how these things work then?

355
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Yeah, it's magic.

356
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
All right.

357
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
All right.

358
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I am well versed in magic.

359
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
Good.

360
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,000
No one wants to sound like an idiot and say they don't understand magic.

361
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
Who are you, sir?

362
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000
I've been at every council meeting thus far.

363
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Well, you've never yet spoken.

364
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Can you just ask my name now?

365
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:48,000
My name is Tern Thunderspell's Hornblade.

366
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000
The mighty strong name you have there, sir.

367
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Yes.

368
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Yes.

369
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
The Samastasia.

370
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
Yeah.

371
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:58,000
So we could possibly use these in a battle.

372
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:04,000
It could be a very big surprise, a sneaky advantage that we have.

373
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:11,000
So that was a positive that came out of that entire waste of time.

374
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Another older human male with a long handlebar like white mustache speaks up.

375
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,000
He's wearing very exquisitely done armor.

376
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:28,000
He says, so you made it into Zanthal's tower.

377
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
I must not be saying it right.

378
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
We got through that maze.

379
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
We made it in the tower.

380
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:39,000
We got the quote unquote dragon mask, but it was a fake.

381
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:45,000
There's hushed whispers throughout the chamber.

382
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:51,000
I lean over to Newlar and I go, did I say it wrong the first time?

383
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,000
Now we both already said we didn't get the mask.

384
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:59,000
They got so excited about your teleportation diamonds, they just stopped listening, I guess.

385
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Shiny objects.

386
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000
The same man who you know as Sir Istaval.

387
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:16,000
He continues talking and he says, what you have is now under the rights of the land ownership of Zanthal's tower.

388
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
I'm sorry, what?

389
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Like finders keepers, like we found it.

390
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Because we beat the maze.

391
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Do we have squatters rights?

392
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Because we're not there squatting currently.

393
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Yes, I see that.

394
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000
See that.

395
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:40,000
What I'm saying is Zanthal's tower is not something that people just walk up to and take.

396
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:47,000
You hold within your minds the key to get into the tower.

397
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Therefore, you have rights to the tower.

398
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Well, it would be a pretty good summer home.

399
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Very private.

400
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
No solicitors.

401
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:06,000
You hear among the other members in the chamber numbers being tossed around.

402
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:12,000
42, 78, 169.

403
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Through context clues, you can figure out monetary values at which they would place to own such a property.

404
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,000
Oh, it's turned into storage wars.

405
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Sir Istaval speaks up and he says, be wary who you sell such a thing to, if you were to sell it.

406
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Well, we probably wouldn't because there's that Theraz the Fair in there.

407
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,000
So we don't want him falling into the wrong hands.

408
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Of course.

409
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Who's Theraz the Fair?

410
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
He's not fair at all.

411
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Oh, no, he's a well, is he an elemental?

412
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000
He was a real dick is what he was.

413
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Yeah, no matter what he is.

414
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I also didn't really seem to have any idea how chess works, but.

415
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Interesting.

416
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Fair enough.

417
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:22,000
The whispers continue among the group and Lady Laryl Silverhand speaks up and says, sorry, so the blue dragon mask, it was a fake.

418
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Correct.

419
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:30,000
And Leosin, does somebody have the mask that was given to you?

420
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Do I still have it on my person Russ?

421
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,000
No, we gave it to him.

422
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Oh, I don't know.

423
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
We were going to give it to the dragon.

424
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
He handed it back to you.

425
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Yeah, but then he tossed it back to us and was like, what do I want with this piece of wood, you doinks?

426
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Exactly.

427
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:52,000
So if I have it, I'll pull it out of my rucksack and yeah, it's right here.

428
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Who wants this?

429
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Lady Laryl Silverhand.

430
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,000
And she extends her hand and says, I will take it.

431
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:13,000
And even though we believe it to be fake, we will test it with our own wizards and see if there is anything that can be salvaged from it.

432
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000
I walk over and give it to her.

433
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Well, I hope you get something out of this.

434
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
I hope so too.

435
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:25,000
And of your most recent mission to Thay.

436
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:36,000
I assume by the fact that Nigh Ilmitch is back with you, that that means they are here to assist us.

437
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Yeah, yeah.

438
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Tharchan Asseldra Yeth has promised an undead army.

439
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000
So that's good.

440
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Nigh Ilmitch speaks up.

441
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,000
The red wizards as well.

442
00:22:52,000 --> 00:23:02,000
So they don't seem like people that will really want like hanging around after, after we stop Tiamat.

443
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Just going to say that now.

444
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:12,000
But, you know, currently we have a common enemy, so I think they will be very helpful.

445
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000
They seem very powerful.

446
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
That is what I hoped.

447
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:26,000
And she is interrupted by both Sir Istvall and Ambassador Bronnenville of Mithril Hall.

448
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Both stand up and say we should not have these wizards with us.

449
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:40,000
We do have a common enemy, yes, but in your own words, you said we should not trust them, no?

450
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,000
We're a little divided on this because you guys, I kind of agree with you.

451
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
I'm not going to lie.

452
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:51,000
They did some sketchy shit to our friend Flint over here.

453
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Pulled some straight grade A baloney in his dream world.

454
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
And it wasn't cool.

455
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000
And how can you trust someone who does that?

456
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Also, what happens, you guys, when we defeat Tiamat and then we have this big undead army

457
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:20,000
in the midst of a ruined Faerun just primed to be taken over by another big bad.

458
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Ambassador Bronnenville says, exactly.

459
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
God damn it.

460
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
This is what I told you, Silverhand.

461
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:34,000
And she says, what we need is to save Faerun.

462
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
They have pledged their wizards.

463
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000
They have pledged their army.

464
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Our armies outweigh theirs.

465
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:54,000
When we win, everyone will go their separate ways.

466
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000
It is part of the arrangement.

467
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
You three made it back.

468
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:08,000
I don't know what happened, but it was the arrangement that you would go and you would come back.

469
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:15,000
I'm sorry if something happened to you, Flint Firebeard.

470
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:22,000
It seemed like they were just trying to understand our motivations more than anything,

471
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:28,000
but they went about it just the completely wrong way.

472
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Also, I'm not too smart with our plans, so really they picked the wrong person.

473
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
We've got more at a Nulara.

474
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
We've got so much more.

475
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,000
I hear she's the one who keeps the notes.

476
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,000
But she rolled the highest.

477
00:25:51,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Nevertheless, they are an ally that knows some of the motivations and abilities of those that we are fighting.

478
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:12,000
Ambassador Bronenville and Sirius Dvaal grumble as they sit back down.

479
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
I never stood up to begin with.

480
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000
In fact, she is just super casual.

481
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
She's sitting sideways on her chair, arm on the back.

482
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Actually, I flipped it around and I'm sitting backwards on the chair.

483
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Turned your hat around and was like, let's get real for a minute.

484
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
Some real talk.

485
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
Let's get real, you guys.

486
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Let me tell you about Zaz Tam.

487
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,000
He might seem like a real cool dude, but in fact, he's the devil.

488
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000
Here's your extreme teen Bible.

489
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:47,000
This is your brain after Zaz Tam.

490
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,000
I had an extreme teen Bible, FYI.

491
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
Amazing.

492
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Because you were a super rad Christian girl.

493
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
You bet I was taught Sunday school.

494
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,000
I feel like God could see me now.

495
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Oh, he can, my dear.

496
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
I mean, that's the whole idea is that he can, right?

497
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Well, I guess so.

498
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,000
All these runes I've painted all over the place.

499
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000
The old ones are supposed to keep me safe from him.

500
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000
All these goats I've been sacrificing, I thought for sure I was.

501
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
For what?

502
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
Anywho.

503
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
It's got away from us.

504
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,000
It always does.

505
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:36,000
While the wizards are unpredictable, they are necessary.

506
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:48,000
And if that sways any of the factions from assisting us, then we will have to address that when that time comes.

507
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:55,000
So they have given us an army of wizards and undead.

508
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Is what they have said.

509
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
Yes.

510
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Yes.

511
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Finally, the metallic dragons, as you have seen, have been distributed among Faerun.

512
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Their forces are protecting some of the last strongholds throughout the land.

513
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:24,000
The leaders are here waiting for further direction as to our final attack and when that will happen.

514
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:30,000
We are to decide now who will give their support.

515
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Everyone is welcome to go discuss amongst themselves.

516
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:41,000
And we will reconvene very, we will reconvene.

517
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Like super right away.

518
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Like super right away.

519
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Very soon.

520
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Very soon.

521
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Everyone gets up and goes, some leave the room, some just move to talk in a corner.

522
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,000
And my chair makes like a really loud screeching noise on the floor.

523
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Like unexpectedly loud when I get up and I look a little embarrassed.

524
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:07,000
I realize I can't quite get up very well because the seat, the chair is rather wide.

525
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:13,000
And I'm like trying to like, like wide leg squat backing up.

526
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Doing that shimmy back.

527
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Nothing elegant about it.

528
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000
So I think like we're in it.

529
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Oh, I didn't think we really need to talk about it.

530
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000
We've been doing all of this for this express purpose.

531
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,000
I assumed we're in it till the end.

532
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Right?

533
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000
Yeah.

534
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000
I mean, I'm not doing anything else.

535
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,000
I mean, it's the inevitable rise of TMAT.

536
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
Exactly.

537
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
No use fighting it.

538
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,000
We got to get there.

539
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:46,000
Thea, I thought you looked really cool when you sat backwards on the chair like that.

540
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Oh yeah, that was awesome.

541
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,000
It was a power move.

542
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
You know, I want to just come in and own the place.

543
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
But I think I pulled like my hammy.

544
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Maybe like a grind muscle.

545
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000
I mean, the good thing is I don't think everyone was already in their conversation.

546
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,000
So I don't really think anybody like saw the dismount too much other than us.

547
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
So that's good.

548
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000
That's good.

549
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000
It was rough.

550
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000
It wasn't the best part.

551
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000
What was the best part?

552
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Tell me again.

553
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:19,000
Well, when you flipped the chair around initially, that was the best part.

554
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:26,000
Well, did you see that I had it up on only one leg and did like a little 360 spin first?

555
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Yeah.

556
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
No, it was pretty rad.

557
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
It's a real baller move.

558
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
You guys have any guesses?

559
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
I made that word up, by the way.

560
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,000
It means required a lot of dexterity.

561
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000
Oh, I like that.

562
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,000
I like it.

563
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
You guys got any guesses?

564
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Actually, two things I want to talk about.

565
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Any guesses as to who's going to cop out last minute?

566
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Among these suckers in this room?

567
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Council chamber?

568
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,000
Where we definitely remember all the people that are here?

569
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:57,000
Subpoint, we own Zanthal's tower now?

570
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000
Yeah, isn't that weird?

571
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I don't want to sell it though.

572
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,000
I think we should just eat crash pad all the way.

573
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
We clean that place up?

574
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,000
I think hopefully we agree.

575
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,000
Let's just wait to make any decisions about the tower

576
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000
until after Tiamat.

577
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000
One thing at a time, right?

578
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Sure.

579
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Real estate.

580
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Buying and selling and owning new real estate

581
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000
can be very stressful.

582
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
So let's just wait.

583
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Maybe we could get those monks that specialize

584
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
in renovating properties.

585
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
You know, the Property Brothers?

586
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Maybe we could get them in there.

587
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:39,000
You know, fix it up a little bit for us.

588
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:46,000
As you're discussing whether to flip or sell or what have you,

589
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:50,000
you are approached by a tiefling

590
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,000
who you recognize from previous sessions.

591
00:31:54,000 --> 00:32:00,000
And she comes up to you and she is very dark purple skin,

592
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:08,000
very red brown hair, horns, dresses all in black.

593
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
And she comes up to you and says,

594
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:16,000
oh, so you're the new owners of Zaunful's Tower.

595
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Apparently so.

596
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
Yeah, I mean, it's new to us.

597
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000
But I don't know if we've met before.

598
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000
I know we've seen you here,

599
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:28,000
but I don't recall your name if we have met.

600
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,000
I apologize.

601
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000
I'm Nulara.

602
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000
Yes. Nice to meet you, Nulara.

603
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
Ryan Nightshade is my name.

604
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Thea and Flint, obviously.

605
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Nice to meet you, Ryan.

606
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
Nice to meet you, Ryan.

607
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Yeah, we haven't talked to most people here.

608
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000
We get talked at and then sent off a lot, so.

609
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,000
It sounds like you should try and make a little more chit chat.

610
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
You know, just try and be a little friendlier.

611
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Well, everyone's here.

612
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
We look super stressed out.

613
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
Yeah, no, totally.

614
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000
It's true.

615
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
There's always a bunch going on.

616
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,000
They're flip-flopping lunatics is what they are.

617
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,000
I got some cookies out of that.

618
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Really?

619
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Really? Well, maybe we can talk later.

620
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Let me just be up front with you here.

621
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,000
I'm part of the Zhentarim.

622
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Do you know much about the Zhentarim?

623
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
I have a feeling like it has something to do with Zanthal's tower.

624
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Not yet.

625
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Oh.

626
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Not yet.

627
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000
No, I don't believe we know about the Zhentarim.

628
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
Is it?

629
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Zhentarim.

630
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000
Would you like to make a history check

631
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000
and see if you know anything about the Zhentarim?

632
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Oh, I would love to.

633
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
16 plus 7.

634
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I don't care how good it is.

635
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
I'm still rolling my dice.

636
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
23.

637
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000
I don't care.

638
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000
I mean, I'm really happy you got a good roll,

639
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
but I rolled a 2.

640
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Take it away, Amy.

641
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,000
So you know that the Zhentarim,

642
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
which is also known as the Black Network,

643
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000
is a loose affiliation of merchants,

644
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,000
mercenaries, and malfactors.

645
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,000
That's a lot of M's there.

646
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
I like the alliteration.

647
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
That's right.

648
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Common folk know the Zhentarim

649
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
as the people to talk to

650
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
when you need the best guards

651
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
or mercenaries money can buy.

652
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,000
And if your cargo is somewhat shady,

653
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000
they're the ones to ask the least questions.

654
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
That's what you know of them.

655
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000
They're like black market type mobster.

656
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Kind of like a mafia.

657
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,000
What if your cargo is just parasols?

658
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000
What if your cargo is all cargo pants?

659
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Oh, shit.

660
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
No questions.

661
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
For the right price, no questions.

662
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
That's a lot of cargo pants.

663
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
You should really ask some questions.

664
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
You know what?

665
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
I would equate the Zhentarim

666
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
to kind of being like the transporter,

667
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Jason Statham, you know.

668
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Okay.

669
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000
They get paid, they don't look in the trunk.

670
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,000
You're good to go?

671
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Never look in the trunk.

672
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Very handsome.

673
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Don't look great in a suit.

674
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Yeah.

675
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Well, hello there.

676
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

677
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Thanks for joining us for episode 66

678
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

679
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
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680
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
As we're working on closing out 2018,

681
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000
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682
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
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683
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
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684
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,000
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685
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
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686
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,000
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687
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
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688
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
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689
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,000
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690
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
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691
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
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692
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695
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
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696
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698
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700
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701
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702
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
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703
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704
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00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000
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708
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
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709
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710
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
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711
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,000
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713
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717
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718
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
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719
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
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720
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
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721
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
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722
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000
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00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
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724
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731
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732
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
The next episode will be out Wednesday, December 19th.

733
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000
We'll be continuing the story next week.

734
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
And then on December 26th and January 2nd

735
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000
to celebrate Winter Solstice,

736
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000
we'll be doing a two-episode fun side story

737
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
that we really hope you enjoy.

738
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000
We had a ton of fun playing it.

739
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Let's get back to the council chambers though

740
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
and see what's happening.

741
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Have a great week.

742
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,000
We'll talk soon.

743
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Pretty...

744
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Good point, Dwarf.

745
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Very...

746
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,000
discreet

747
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000
is what I've heard.

748
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Yes, yes.

749
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
And you're interested in the tower?

750
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Are my friends getting my double entendre hits here?

751
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Like my...

752
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Yes, see...

753
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Double entendre was the wrong word.

754
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
I need to back up a sec.

755
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
I don't like it when I use the wrong word

756
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
when I'm describing stuff.

757
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
It really bothers me.

758
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
They'll be like,

759
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Jesus, she does know to double entendre beats.

760
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000
I do know.

761
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Okay, what do you want to say?

762
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
You want me just to cut it out?

763
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Yeah.

764
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Okay.

765
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Fuck, shit, fuck, fuck.

766
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
I'll cut out what you said

767
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
but then leave in the fact that you messed up

768
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
what you said.

769
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,000
No!

770
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000
That's weird.

771
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Too bad.

772
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
We can have a contest to be like,

773
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
if you know what Amy fucked up,

774
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000
write in!

775
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000
What do you think she fucked up?

776
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
You have me pegged.

777
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
I'm here to talk about Xanthal's tower

778
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,000
and what I'm here to discuss, I mean, is

779
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,000
the Black Network, Xantarim,

780
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000
is willing to act immediately

781
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
on all things here

782
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:03,000
but if we can come to agreeable terms,

783
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000
we can solidify that support.

784
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Oh my god.

785
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Guys,

786
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000
can we make a group announcement

787
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,000
about Xanthal's tower?

788
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Because I have a feeling like this is not

789
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
the only offer we are going to get

790
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
in exchange for loyalty.

791
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Also, I mean, if your business model

792
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000
is everyone and anyone,

793
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
then you want more people alive

794
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
in order to take advantage of your services,

795
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,000
correct? Not less people?

796
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
That's true.

797
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
That's true.

798
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Basically, you know what?

799
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
I think you're right, Thea.

800
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
How about group announcement?

801
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Group announcement.

802
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Can we like clink a glass?

803
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I climb up on the table.

804
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
You don't want to hear my offer

805
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
before you clink your glasses.

806
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
I mean, I just think at this rate,

807
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
probably not, like we should just nip

808
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,000
this one in the bud and that'll be that.

809
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
All right.

810
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
We're sticking to our guns.

811
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,000
I climb up onto the big boardroom table,

812
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
the council table.

813
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
The circular council table.

814
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
Excuse me, excuse me.

815
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
I'll wait.

816
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Everybody who's in the room,

817
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
some people left the room,

818
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000
but everybody who's in the room

819
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,000
turns to look at you.

820
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Hey, sorry to interrupt.

821
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
However, I feel like we have to say

822
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
that if anyone is planning on approaching us

823
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000
to talk about using Zonthal's Tower

824
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000
as a leverage point for loyalty,

825
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
you can just shove it right now

826
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,000
because we are not looking to sell the tower

827
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:42,000
to the highest bidder for the fate of Faerun.

828
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000
You are here regardless.

829
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Do what you want to do.

830
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
The tower is not for sale.

831
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Have some morals and some ethics, people.

832
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
That is all.

833
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,000
And I kind of bang my axe on the ground like, yeah.

834
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Count my hands on the table.

835
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Okay.

836
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Everybody looks amongst themselves

837
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000
and says, all right.

838
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Is there any corners of the room

839
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
where there was an audible like, oh, man.

840
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
No, just plain.

841
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
She says, all right, you've made yourself known.

842
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
And she begins to walk away

843
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
and talks to someone else.

844
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
I think we did the right thing,

845
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
but I'm totally curious.

846
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Me too.

847
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
But morally, I think we made a good decision.

848
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
We are talking about the end of the world.

849
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000
What does a piece of property matter?

850
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Let's deal with the end of the world first.

851
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
I just wanted to tell you the goddamn offer.

852
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
No, it's fine.

853
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
You didn't want to know the offer.

854
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Well, we might have been swayed

855
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000
if we found out what the offer was.

856
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
See, that's why it's best exactly.

857
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
It's best that we are not tempted.

858
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
That's very true to our characters,

859
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,000
so it's good for us,

860
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
even though Tom, Amy, and Carla really,

861
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
We want that room.

862
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Can you tell us later what the offer was?

863
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000
I hate you so much right now.

864
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
They're no lunch character.

865
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Anyways.

866
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Like later, like in like two years real time.

867
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Yeah, like in Seattle.

868
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Could you?

869
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Yeah, sure.

870
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Or like in two months real time.

871
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Yeah, like Seattle.

872
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Okay, we're too much.

873
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Maybe in like 20 minutes.

874
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
It's fine, guys.

875
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Everybody make a perception check.

876
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Okay.

877
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Oh, no.

878
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Also, oh, no.

879
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
11, and I rolled a 2.

880
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
I got a 4.

881
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,000
I got a 24.

882
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,000
No, 26.

883
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Oh, thank God.

884
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Guys, what if my ability to get good rolls

885
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,000
was somehow like in tandem with my beard?

886
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
It might have been.

887
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
I mean, so far that's checking out.

888
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,000
But it'll be back before we really need them.

889
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
This is true.

890
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
This is true.

891
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Yeah.

892
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Super perceptor over there.

893
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
You talking to me?

894
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Yeah, yeah, Flint.

895
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
No, Nulara.

896
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000
You're at this point kind of just waiting

897
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,000
for everybody to return to the room,

898
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
you know, you put your hands in your pockets

899
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
and you find something inside your pocket

900
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
that you didn't think was there before.

901
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
You pull it out and it is a...

902
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,000
It's a motherfucking business card.

903
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,000
It's an offer and you can't refuse it.

904
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000
No.

905
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000
So wait, Nulara has one hand in her pocket.

906
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
What's your other hand doing?

907
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Is the other one hailing a taxi cab?

908
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Or like throwing up a peace sign?

909
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
What's happening here?

910
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
We're about to find out.

911
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
He's going to tell me.

912
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
I've got one hand in my pocket

913
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000
and one hand is holding a...

914
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Human finger bone.

915
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Oh, boy.

916
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Tied to...

917
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,000
I was not expecting that.

918
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,000
That song would be more terrible.

919
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
A human finger bone.

920
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000
More terrible is exactly correct.

921
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Also, can we get that song on the Spotify playlist, please?

922
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
That'd be great, yeah.

923
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,000
Human finger bone tied to a loop of dried gut.

924
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
And do I know...

925
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Nulara, what do you have in your fucking pockets?

926
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Clean your pants.

927
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Good God.

928
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000
I...

929
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000
This was not here before,

930
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000
but it's okay because I totally know what this means

931
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:36,000
as I roll another amazing something check.

932
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
Wait, was I percepting to see if I knew

933
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
there was something in my pocket?

934
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Because that's amazing.

935
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Yeah.

936
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Can I do a history check?

937
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
What would make sense?

938
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Sure.

939
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
If this is a thing that means something.

940
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Is this a horse's head in my bed?

941
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Do I know what this means?

942
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Is this a black rose on her doorstep?

943
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
I give you either history or arcana.

944
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Okay, let me see what I'm better at.

945
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
It's a tie.

946
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Critical fail.

947
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,000
So I don't think I even know it's a finger bone.

948
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
I don't think I'm useless.

949
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
You look at it and you're like, what is this?

950
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Can I roll to see if I know what that is?

951
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Yeah, because of course I'm like,

952
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
you guys already saw it, right?

953
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
This was not in my pocket, you guys.

954
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000
I don't know what this is.

955
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
18.

956
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Yeah, I mean you look at it

957
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:39,000
and you think it could be part of some sort of spell components.

958
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Oh my god.

959
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Nularaaa, how long has this been in your pocket?

960
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000
I think just now.

961
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
I don't know.

962
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Can you detect magic on it?

963
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Like, tell me if it's magic.

964
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Am I cursed?

965
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:55,000
I already have a fucking dagger that's plaguing my waking nightmare of a life.

966
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Tell me what this finger is about.

967
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Hey finger bone, you magic?

968
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Yeah.

969
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000
I hold it and I say, hey finger bone, magic?

970
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Yeah, it is definitely magic.

971
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Cool.

972
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000
How much does detect magic give you?

973
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I know it's like all of it, but what exactly?

974
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
It tells me the school of magic.

975
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:20,000
It tells me 100% of the info that I want to know.

976
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,000
A faint aura around.

977
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:26,000
I learn the school of magic, if any.

978
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Yeah, that's it.

979
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:37,000
So Nularaaa, I'm just going to go out on a limb here.

980
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,000
I think someone might be trying to cast a spell on you, maybe a curse.

981
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000
The school of magic is abjuration.

982
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
It's an abjuration spell.

983
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Well, I'm looking in my other pocket.

984
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Is this just me?

985
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Do you have anything?

986
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Yeah, you search your pocket and you don't have anything in there,

987
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
but if you go further through your bags,

988
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:13,000
you find this same human finger bone with a loop of dried gut in your satchel, your bag.

989
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Son of a bitch!

990
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:21,000
I'm assuming after seeing these two find these things, I also find one?

991
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000
You sure do, in your pants pocket.

992
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Damn it.

993
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Is Leosin still in the room?

994
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
He is, yeah.

995
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Hey Leosin, come here.

996
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
He's smart, he always knows what the fuck's going on.

997
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:41,000
As you call Leosin, you see you catch the eye of Nigh Ilmich

998
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,000
and she rushes over to you and closes your hand on the human finger bone

999
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000
and she says that is protection from the red wizards.

1000
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Please clarify, protection from the red wizards or the red wizards are protecting us from something else?

1001
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:03,000
The red wizards are providing you protection.

1002
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:11,000
It will act, when activated, as a scroll of protection from undead.

1003
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Okay.

1004
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Why weren't we told we were given these?

1005
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:21,000
And why, if we're on the same side, would we need protection from the undead?

1006
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
I'm very uncomfortable now, Nigh Ilmich.

1007
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:29,000
You don't need protection from the undead being provided in the army.

1008
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:33,000
You need protection from the red wizards.

1009
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
The red wizards?

1010
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
From the red bandits.

1011
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
They are child killers and they are coming for you.

1012
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000
They are bloodthirsty child killers.

1013
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:50,000
You need protection from the exiles who could also be raising undead

1014
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,000
at the Well of the Dragons where they raise undead dragons.

1015
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Right, that seems, yeah, that seems like that would be very problematic.

1016
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Well, thank you, but I still don't understand why the protection had to be a secret.

1017
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:07,000
If anything, it probably would have developed a better bond between us.

1018
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Tharchian Iseldra, yes, likes to surprise people.

1019
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Put finger bones in people's pockets?

1020
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000
It's like a little, like, going away present.

1021
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Before she became the vampire she is today, she was a real prankster gangster.

1022
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
You've been rounded.

1023
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Okay, Russ, we need a backstory about how she is a prankster gangster.

1024
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,000
Because she did not seem like a pranky kind of gal.

1025
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000
No.

1026
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000
When we met her.

1027
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000
She likes to just, you know, provide her help.

1028
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:45,000
In the creepiest, surprisingest way possible.

1029
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Yeah.

1030
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Fun.

1031
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,000
So, to activate it, you snap it in half.

1032
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
This is like a wishbone, yeah.

1033
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Oh, yeah.

1034
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
Exactly.

1035
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Exactly like a wishbone.

1036
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:03,000
It's unfortunate that we're going to completely forget that we need to do this.

1037
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Guys, somebody write a note.

1038
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Well, I'm going to put it in my items and then put finger bones, snap it.

1039
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Bop it.

1040
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Finger bones.

1041
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Snap it.

1042
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Bop it.

1043
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Twist it.

1044
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Was it twist it?

1045
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Was it pull it?

1046
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Pull it.

1047
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Bop it.

1048
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Skip it.

1049
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Twist it.

1050
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:25,000
I don't think it was dip it.

1051
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Pass it.

1052
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Dip it.

1053
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Fail and throw it on the ground in angry rage and storm out of the room.

1054
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,000
It snaps on the ground and protects that flower that was right there.

1055
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,000
So, protection from undead is what you get, right Russ?

1056
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Yes, sir.

1057
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,000
It acts as a scroll of protection from undead.

1058
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Okay.

1059
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,000
Got it.

1060
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
I wrote finger bones.

1061
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Snap it.

1062
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Next to my Lucky Lou.

1063
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Oh, yeah.

1064
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Leosun comes over and is like, yeah, what's up?

1065
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Just wanted to say hi, see how you're doing.

1066
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:59,000
You think people are going to be on board here because I hope so.

1067
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Initial cruises around the room.

1068
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Things seem good.

1069
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,000
There were a few groups that left to go discuss.

1070
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Uncertain about their stance.

1071
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,000
So, it's a real toss up, but it's looking good.

1072
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Great.

1073
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Two big thumbs up.

1074
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Great.

1075
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Thanks, Leosun.

1076
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Yeah.

1077
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,000
I think we're going to be like reconvening here sometime soon.

1078
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:28,000
As you say that, Lady Laro Silverhand speaks up and says, if we could have everybody return to the table.

1079
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Is it like in a theater where they play that little chime noise to send everyone back in?

1080
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000
She flicked the lights off and on.

1081
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Yep.

1082
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Intermission is over.

1083
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:44,000
She gets her squires to run around the room and snuff the candles and then relight them and then snuff them and then relight them.

1084
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
I mean, people are magic, Russ.

1085
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
You're always funnier, but.

1086
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Yeah.

1087
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Everybody comes back to the table and she says, so where do we stand?

1088
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1089
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Leosun speaks up again.

1090
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,000
He said, word.

1091
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Word.

1092
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Word.

1093
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000
Word.

1094
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
And then he leaves.

1095
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000
No.

1096
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
After a brief timeout.

1097
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
After a brief checking on the five year old.

1098
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Can you hear all my dice rolling?

1099
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000
I can.

1100
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,000
It sounds like a lot of them.

1101
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,000
I'm just getting it all out of my system.

1102
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
OK.

1103
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
We have a council meeting.

1104
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,000
There's not going to be a lot of dice rolling.

1105
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000
I was like, do we get to fight?

1106
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
He said, you are going into the biggest battle of your life.

1107
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,000
And I was like, so no, so no.

1108
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000
So like a political battle.

1109
00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Great.

1110
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Yep.

1111
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Great.

1112
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
It's a lot of like.

1113
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
It's going to be a battle of words.

1114
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
It's a lot of episode one Phantom Menace.

1115
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
Phantom Menace train talks.

1116
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Memis.

1117
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Like a lot of a lot of.

1118
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Do you remember talking to this person kind of questions from council members for

1119
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
us to be like.

1120
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Maybe it could be a rap battle.

1121
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:22,000
And we're like, do trains exist in this world?

1122
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Dum dums.

1123
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:30,000
OK, Amy, if it was a rap battle, if I was listening to our podcast, that

1124
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
sounds great.

1125
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000
As the ones creating it, do you think that's a good idea?

1126
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000
No.

1127
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Do you think that's a good suggestion for us?

1128
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000
Very rarely.

1129
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,000
Very rarely.

1130
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:46,000
I know all the words to a few rap songs, and I don't know that any of them

1131
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,000
would be helpful in this situation.

1132
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000
So like some old school NWA would not fit the bill?

1133
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,000
No.

1134
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000
I mean, I really got the Fresh Prince theme down.

1135
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000
I can do baby got back like.

1136
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
End to end.

1137
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I got a lot of I got a lot of M&M.

1138
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,000
This is a story all about.

1139
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:10,000
I mean, I've got Gangsta's Paradise just off the dome I could do for sure.

1140
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
But.

1141
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Got skills.

1142
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:19,000
To create our own seems well outside our skill set.

1143
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Yeah.

1144
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Yeah.

1145
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Probably.

1146
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:26,000
I mean, give me 20 minutes and I could probably change some lyrics in the

1147
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Fresh Prince rap to be, you know, topical for us.

1148
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
But that's about as good as it's going to get.

1149
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:38,000
When I was in high school, my friend and I ran for class president.

1150
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
And that was a team.

1151
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Yeah.

1152
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,000
OK.

1153
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
That's very, very common.

1154
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:48,000
And our speech was to the Fresh Prince theme song.

1155
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,000
And it was pretty rad.

1156
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Unfortunately, we didn't win because the people that won promised that

1157
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
they would get a slurpy machine.

1158
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Oh, shit.

1159
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Yeah.

1160
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
You had no chance.

1161
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
They did not get a slurpy machine.

1162
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Liars.

1163
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Also, follow up question about the rap that you did.

1164
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Was it the extended version?

1165
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
I think it was.

1166
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Sometimes.

1167
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,000
But not always.

1168
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000
I think it was.

1169
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
I mean, it was literally like 50 years ago.

1170
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000
So.

1171
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:18,000
OK.

1172
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,000
Yeah.

1173
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,000
It was like how I looked the last time I had shaped.

1174
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:27,000
I actually was the original creator of the Fresh Prince.

1175
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Wow.

1176
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Or my high school presidency speech.

1177
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,000
They copied it for the show.

1178
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Will Smith was like in the audience and he was like, who?

1179
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
These guys got some good.

1180
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
No, it was his cousin.

1181
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,000
And he phoned him up and he was like, well, you know, it's your cousin.

1182
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Marvin Smith.

1183
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:48,000
You've been looking for these white girls.

1184
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,000
They got it going on.

1185
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000
My friend.

1186
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
It's like a reverse.

1187
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Bring it on.

1188
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Oh, I'm sorry.

1189
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Sorry.

1190
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Still a reverse.

1191
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Bring it on.

1192
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Still.

1193
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Yeah.

1194
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Yeah.

1195
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000
You missed a lot of good stuff there, Russ.

1196
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Yeah.

1197
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
I'll hear it in post.

1198
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Don't worry.

1199
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
I'll just relive it.

1200
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Like I was there and I'll talk like I was there.

1201
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,000
I'm sure you guys left some blanks into our conversation.

1202
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,000
And I hear that in the bloopers.

1203
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,000
I'm going to lose my mind.

1204
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:22,000
He's writing.

1205
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Insert self into conversation.

1206
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Just like you'd Photoshop yourself into family pictures that you were to part of.

1207
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,000
It'll be totally off topic and out of context and it'll work great.

1208
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000
I had one of those too.

1209
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:38,000
And then the wheels fell off and then it was useless.

1210
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:42,000
That's what I say when I join in a conversation that I know nothing about what they're talking about.

1211
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000
I like it.

1212
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Excellent.

1213
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,000
It's like they'll be talking and I'll come in and I'll be like, oh my God, write me too.

1214
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:51,000
I had one of those and the wheels fell off and then it was useless.

1215
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,000
I love it.

1216
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
I hope I get to use that at a podcast.

1217
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
It sounds like a real power move.

1218
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Guaranteed.

1219
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000
You could probably just walk up to any group of people and do that.

1220
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Then slap a sticker on their forehead and walk away.

1221
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,000
And get charged with assault.

1222
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
My God.

1223
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
End up in a foreign prison.

1224
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Yeah, that's fair.

1225
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
It's a foreign prison.

1226
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
It's not my prison.

1227
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Okay.

1228
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Fuck it.

1229
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
We're playing D&D.

1230
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Good thing you already said it.

1231
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Yeah.

1232
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
I know.

1233
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Because that one was.

1234
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Getting the conversation mind for them.

1235
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Yeah, it was.

1236
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,000
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